Jun 21 2013
Shark Movie Rap Showdown: DEEP BLUE SEA vs. SHARK NIGHT 3D (in 2D)
Today we pay tribute to one of recent cinema’s greatest traditions: the Shark Movie-inspired rap song.
The 1999 Renny Harlin-directed Deep Blue Sea long held the distinguished title of “only Shark Movie-inspired rap song” for over a decade. After watching the video you’ll have no doubt as to why.
Wearing an outfit that falls somewhere between bondage and nudist butcher, Mr. J takes us on a lyrical journey in effort to drive home the point that his hat is like a shark’s fin. If you remember, in the film, he played the bible verse quoting chef that never wore a hat. In the video however he does sport a cap that slightly resembles the fin of the Bluntnose Sixgill Shark. At the two minute mark of the video you will feel your smile fade and realize it’s only half over. Then it gets good again as L.L. commands you to take it deeper while he rubs his chest.